Ethan woke up to a shockingly bright and merry morning.

The grin plastered to his childish young adult face and the way he dances to some Michael Bublé jolly track while brushing his teeth and slipping fresh underwear on would have meatn he was the lucky protagonist of some lucky romantic movie about to live his trademark succesful day and meet the female, hot and perfectly lovable female star he'd eventually marry.

Of course, upon clsoe examination of his facebook biography, comments, pictures, and liked buzzfeed articles, one would ahve realized there was no way Ethan became such protagonist for 3 main reasons (which are only some from a lot which there's no reason to summarise in three facts other than the familiarity and aesthetics of the number):

1. He was not religious, nor a full-time employee.
2. He was not an artis, really successful part-tiemr or entrepreneur either.
3. He was a transexual, gay, HIV carrier.